UPDATE: An Open Letter To The USPS

Just wanted to let you know, USPS, I'm still waiting. My niece has learned a few more words (she's very smart). Maybe she can find the package? I've already shown her how to use my laptop. Maybe when her present gets to her she can wear it to pre-school interviews? There's still time.

Speaking of kids, I'm lucky to have a lot of them in my life. But some aren't as fortunate, USPS. Some have been taken. So, I'm driving around the country looking for Missing Children. I sure do hope we find them. You can keep up with me HERE.

If you want, I can try and find my niece's present while I'm hoofing it out here on the road. You can also track my package (you know, if you have the internet and the inclination) at USPS.COM. C'mon, you know you want to try it, USPS!

The updated travels of My Niece's First Birthday Present:

Label/Receipt Number: 9101...
Detailed Results:

Processed, September 28, 2008, 11:51 pm, BOSTON, MA 02205
Processed, September 27, 2008, 4:10 am, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 26, 2008, 5:43 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 24, 2008, 5:57 pm, NASHUA, NH 03062
Processed, September 24, 2008, 1:43 am, BOSTON, MA 02205
Processed, September 19, 2008, 11:42 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 18, 2008, 12:45 am, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 17, 2008, 4:45 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 15, 2008, 4:49 pm, NASHUA, NH 03062
Processed, September 14, 2008, 1:58 am, BOSTON, MA 02205
Processed, September 12, 2008, 6:54 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 10, 2008, 6:40 pm, NASHUA, NH 03062
Processed, September 10, 2008, 2:27 am, BOSTON, MA 02205
Processed, September 07, 2008, 11:54 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 06, 2008, 2:14 am, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 05, 2008, 6:37 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, September 03, 2008, 6:26 pm, NASHUA, NH 03062
Processed, September 03, 2008, 2:12 am, BOSTON, MA 02205
Processed, September 02, 2008, 5:11 pm, NASHUA, NH 03063
Processed, August 31, 2008, 9:13 pm, NASHUA, NH 03062
Processed, August 29, 2008, 7:59 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, August 27, 2008, 6:33 pm, NASHUA, NH 03062
Processed, August 27, 2008, 1:01 am, BOSTON, MA 02205
Processed, August 25, 2008, 8:08 pm, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052
Processed, August 23, 2008, 9:07 pm, BOSTON, MA 02205
Electronic Shipping Info Received, August 21, 2008