That'll Teach Him

Winner for Worst Venus vs. Mars Invention goes to.... The Boyfriend Pillow...hahahahaha. The article appeared on BBC.CO.UK in 2004 and has just resurfaced thanks to an email forward. My favorite part of the article is Ms. Suzuki's explanation of its ancillary benefits:

Ms Suzuki, who is separated from her husband, says the pillow has other advantages.
"It keeps holding me all the way through. I think this is great because this does not betray me," she told AP.

So ladies, forget about getting a lame old cat or poorly trained pup to satiate your pangs of love lost and skip bedding that hunky landscaper you've longed for all these years; when hubby dumps you for that hot new intern in the office, run don't walk to a man pillow outlet near you. Now with calming lavendar aromatherapy.